Let's see, before we get started now we need four dozen condoms (check). A dozen bottles of anal lube (check). Two pairs of handcuffs and a dozen large feathers (check). Four jars of honey, four jars of wax (check). Three chickens, two dogs and a well-behaved donkey... (check). A free visit to the STD clinic... PRICELESS!
DerbyX
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:13 pm
I offered my services for charity in the same way but they told me it was a minimum $5.00 contribution.
Tricks
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:14 pm
DerbyX DerbyX:
I offered my services for charity in the same way but they told me it was a minimum $5.00 contribution.
You couldn't raise 5 bucks? I would think the girls would pay you at least that to stay away.
Blue_Nose
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:31 pm
Ugh, imagine being the guy who ends up paying for the 27th hour
DerbyX
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:34 pm
Blue_Nose Blue_Nose:
Ugh, imagine being the guy who ends up paying for the 27th hour
Sloppy seconds takes on a whole new perspective doesn't it?
raydan
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:41 pm
Boldly going where every man has gone before.
...I think that I ripped this off That 70s Show.
Sherminator333
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:47 pm
I wonder if she offers a group discount
Joe_Stalin
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:01 pm
Good idea.
27 hours less loot for her pimp.
27 hours is stretching it.
Cialis advertises 4 hours.
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:27 pm
DerbyX DerbyX:
Blue_Nose Blue_Nose:
Ugh, imagine being the guy who ends up paying for the 27th hour
Sloppy seconds takes on a whole new perspective doesn't it?
What?
DerbyX
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:32 pm
Tricks Tricks:
DerbyX DerbyX:
Blue_Nose Blue_Nose:
Ugh, imagine being the guy who ends up paying for the 27th hour
Sloppy seconds takes on a whole new perspective doesn't it?
What?
Ask your mother.
Arctic_Menace
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:40 pm
Oh, God...
I think I just got turned off of sex for a while.
Thanks a lot, assholes!
DerbyX
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:45 pm
Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace:
Oh, God...
I think I just got turned off of sex for a while.
Thanks a lot, assholes!
Don't worry. Once the chance to have it with someone else for a change comes along you will fell different.
Arctic_Menace
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:56 pm
$1:
Don't worry. Once the chance to have it with someone else for a change comes along you will fell different.
I'm like a rabbit, dude; I never stop and do it with numerous people.
Mrs. Derby was very good.
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:59 pm
DerbyX DerbyX:
Tricks Tricks:
DerbyX DerbyX:
Blue_Nose Blue_Nose:
Ugh, imagine being the guy who ends up paying for the 27th hour
Sloppy seconds takes on a whole new perspective doesn't it?
What?
Ask your mother.
No I got it, thought you quoted something else and it didn't make sense. Was too lazy to delete the post.