[Newsbot]

Title: Newfoundlander calls 911 to tell police there isn't enough cheese on her pizza
Category: Misc CDN
Posted By: Hyack
Date: 2016-06-21 17:11:42
Canadian

[Freakinoldguy]

Silly Wabbit, pizza's are for kids. When down east Donairs are the only food group a person needs.

[rickc]

I'd kill for a Greco Donair right about now! They have gyros on the west coast which are similar, but the sauce is really thick (like a lump of sour cream ) and not nearly as tasty. The donair is perfection on a pita!

[raydan]

Newfoundlander.... enough said.

[herbie]

Good donairs from one place in town. So sloppy you should eat them in the shower. The other does use sour cream.

[Freakinoldguy]

herbie herbie:

Good donairs from one place in town. So sloppy you should eat them in the shower. The other does use sour cream.

The real secret isn't in the sauce it's actually in the hairy Syrian man with the sweat stained sleeveless tshirt, cutting meat off a slowly rotating hunk of beef that resides on a vertical spit, bathed under a red 100 watt heat lamps dim glow, while a myriad of flies enhance the ambience.

Man I love donairs.

[BRAH]

Lady called 911 because her 23 yr old sons are fighting over who sits in which chair. #StepBrothers #DTES #ForReal

https://twitter.com/VPD2Fox15/status/707023191751794689
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[Strutz]

People who make these bullshit 911 calls should be charged.