[Newsbot]

Title: Man charged with animal cruelty after dog found with muzzle taped shut
Category: Law & Order
Posted By: Hyack
Date: 2015-12-20 14:06:59
Canadian

[Hyack]

All I want for Christmas is two minutes alone with this piece of sh*t.....

On second thought, make it five minutes, I feel in a very giving mood this year....

[Strutz]

I'll provide the tape.

[Freakinoldguy]

I'll provide the alibi.

[raydan]

Since he doesn't have a muzzle, may I suggest another part of his anatomy that can be taped?

[Public_Domain]

[Thanos]

Humans gonna human. Up next tomorrow, the same endless goddamn thing.

[GreenTiger]

raydan raydan:

Since he doesn't have a muzzle, may I suggest another part of his anatomy that can be taped?

Rather than taping up said part of the anatomy with electrical tape it would be more inclined to use a baseball bat. It makes the point a lot quicker.

[raydan]

GreenTiger GreenTiger:

raydan raydan:

Since he doesn't have a muzzle, may I suggest another part of his anatomy that can be taped?

Rather than taping up said part of the anatomy with electrical tape it would be more inclined to use a baseball bat. It makes the point a lot quicker.

In this case, I believe that slow is better... besides, after a while without any blood circulation, parts tend to dry up and fall off.

[BartSimpson]

Thanos Thanos:

Humans gonna human. Up next tomorrow, the same endless goddamn thing.

You're failing to note that a lot more humans came together to help this poor thing than just the one POS who committed this crime.

[Thanos]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Thanos Thanos:

Humans gonna human. Up next tomorrow, the same endless goddamn thing.

You're failing to note that a lot more humans came together to help this poor thing than just the one POS who committed this crime.

The actions of the paltry few good out there aren't enough anymore to overcome the malice of the bad and the connivance of the innumerable legions of the stupid anymore.

[BartSimpson]

Thanos Thanos:

The actions of the paltry few good out there aren't enough anymore to overcome the malice of the bad and the connivance of the innumerable legions of the stupid anymore.

Damn, This is good. Mind if I use this elsewhere?

[Thanos]

Go for broke dawg.

[BartSimpson]

Thank you!

[CDN_PATRIOT]

Hyack Hyack:

All I want for Christmas is two minutes alone with this piece of sh*t.....

I second this, but let me have a piece of him first, and I'll even bring my crowbar. This really grinds my gears. I saw the pictures of the cute puppy in the paper this morning, and my blood pressure went waaaaay up.

-J.