$1:
Instead of using a whistle to signify the end of breaks, staff at St Monica's Catholic Primary School must instead raise a hand in the air to get the attention of pupils.
Depends what's in the hand being raised.
Considering most children have cell phones surgically attached to their hands why not send a text instead or post it on facebook or twitter or chipper or whatever.
Even better:
With all this ongoing bullshit about banning this and that from schools and school playgrounds, fields, yada yada yada maybe it would just be easier to ban schools.
